Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Randomize
