I am puke
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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