You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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