I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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