Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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