my sisters under your porch take her home
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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