She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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