i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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