i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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