My brain says no but my pants say off.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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