Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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