I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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