just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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