she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
