can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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