So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
there is puke in my bra ... again
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