so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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