after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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