um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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