Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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