new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Why donβt they have healthy alcohol yet?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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