Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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