Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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