I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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