try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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