But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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