Buhtt sex?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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