Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
