Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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