By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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