Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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