Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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