Me too!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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