Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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