im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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