just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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