she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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