I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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