well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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