I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
