so explain again why im purple
no
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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