so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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