Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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