Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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