if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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