Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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