i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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