i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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