Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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