So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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