Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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