peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
how drunk are you?
Several
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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